Welcome to College Jousting!
Here at Morrow Hall, we strive for excellence. We represent the very best humanity has to offer. Chivalry. Diligence. Strength. We stand for these things on solid ground. What else do we stand for? HAVING A RIP ROARING GOOD TIME SPANKING ONE ANOTHER WITH PILLOWS!!! The College Jousting Organization of America proudly presents... PILLOW JOUSTING IN MORROW HALL! From humble beginnings (sometime during the dark ages), jousting has been a competitive athletic event, as well as a way for families and friends to bond together as a society to watch some poor fellow bleed to death from extensive, not to mention gory, stab wounds. The thoughtful minds at the CJOA decided that the best way to reminisce back to the "good old days" was to force.. erm.. Sorry... Encourage college students to pick up the hobby!! In 2009 the first Intercollegiate jousting competition took place in Gary Indiana. Over 1,400 College students were seriously injured, and twice that number were publicly mocked! It was the greatest day since the invention of Caramel Corn. However, due to some (apparently) illegal aspects of the event, the US Federal Government quickly shut down events and attempted to foil the heroic plans of the CJOA. Our hearty organization's spirits weren't lowered, no sir! So by the end of 2012 an underground "fight club" like organization emerged in the backstreets of 20 major American cities. These close knit bands of caring individuals are still going strong to this day!! Now, where do you come in? Well, upon realizing that the population of college students was diminishing at an alarming rate (due to, let's face it, lack of skill with a jousting pole), our friends at the CJOA decided to implement a new rule: Instead of jousting poles, pillows will be substituted. The alteration was a complete success and now millions upon millions of college students around the world engage in the heart pounding, society defining, smile spreading sport of PILLOW JOUSTING! It's Morrow Hall's turn to get the party started! SEE LUKE DAVIS IN MORROW 231 FOR SIGN UP INFO!